The name is Ashley. I'm 17 years old, and I'm not short I'm fun sized (you best remember that). I love just about everything... except for mushrooms and raisin cookies. So unless you're a mushroom that bakes raisin cookies, I will love your face. Fair warning, I blog about a lot of different fandoms. So welcome to the mess, enjoy your stay!
A mess is what I aim for

See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = FUCK ME.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I love you with a burning passion.
WHITE = MARRY ME.
23 minutes ago on May 19th, 2013 | 444,352 notes
assbuttsinpurgatory:

Rules
Must be following me
No LIKES
Reblog once
2 winners for each Category, and 1 runner up.
Ends May 20th
Note: The ‘Creepiest’ Categories are NOT meant as an insult, it means you have managed to make me uncomfortable, and that’s coming from the guy who enjoys creepy.
Categories
Best URL
Best Supernatural URL
Best Doctor Who URL
Best Sherlock URL
Best Superwholock URL
Creepiest URL
Best Blog
Best Supernatural Blog
Best Doctor Who Blog
Best Sherlock Blog
Best Superwholock Blog
Best Multifandom Blog
Best Fandom Art Blog
Best Fandom Ficlets
Best Ship Blog
Personal Favorite
Best Overall
Creepiest Blog
Winners get
Promoted to my lovely baby llamas+ become one
+Follow from me
Surprise gift for my personal favorite
A section on my blog so others can check you out.(Until the next Tumbr Awards)

assbuttsinpurgatory:

Rules

Must be following me

No LIKES

Reblog once

2 winners for each Category, and 1 runner up.

Ends May 20th

Note: The ‘Creepiest’ Categories are NOT meant as an insult, it means you have managed to make me uncomfortable, and that’s coming from the guy who enjoys creepy.

Categories

Best URL

Best Supernatural URL

Best Doctor Who URL

Best Sherlock URL

Best Superwholock URL

Creepiest URL

Best Blog

Best Supernatural Blog

Best Doctor Who Blog

Best Sherlock Blog

Best Superwholock Blog

Best Multifandom Blog

Best Fandom Art Blog

Best Fandom Ficlets

Best Ship Blog

Personal Favorite

Best Overall

Creepiest Blog

Winners get

Promoted to my lovely baby llamas+ become one

+Follow from me

Surprise gift for my personal favorite

A section on my blog so others can check you out.(Until the next Tumbr Awards)

23 minutes ago on May 19th, 2013 | 1,593 notes

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

25 minutes ago on May 19th, 2013 | 22,466 notes

spookmyphallus:

equiuszahhak:

a short film in which 4 teens who think a zombie apocalypse would be “awesum x3 i would kick so much ass” end up in an actual zombie apocalypse and are eaten alive within 2 hours maximum

id watch it

29 minutes ago on May 19th, 2013 | 11,696 notes

grapefruitshampoo:

nerdographer:

Maybe Moriarty was trying to write ‘I <3 U’ on the apple but he messed up and was too embarrassed to ask for another one

so he killed sherlock instead

30 minutes ago on May 19th, 2013 | 3,596 notes

Watch Robin Hood by the BBC they said

You wont cry at the season two finale they said… 

45 minutes ago on May 19th, 2013 | 0 notes
2 hours ago on May 19th, 2013 | 36,868 notes

GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. IF I CAN’T PUBLISH IT, YOU WIN.

theangelintheshadows:

thinkinsidethebluebox:

barfingunicorn:

i-kiss-boys-with-tattoos:

turtle-perry1:

ticklemyjanoskian:

fireretardantzombies:

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omg do this i will cry

Nobody has ever won this. Ever.

DO IT NOW

Please guys

I bet no one has the balls.

I TURNED ON ANON FOR THIS YOU MOFUCKAS BETTER DO IT

Good luck.

Did this before and it got so bad that I’d never thought I’d do it again…but I am.

2 hours ago on May 19th, 2013 | 389,320 notes

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

2 hours ago on May 19th, 2013 | 116,535 notes

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

4 hours ago on May 19th, 2013 | 21,332 notes

sherlowck:

barricadescoffeeandnewsboys:

klainecrisser:

If Yahoo tries to change Tumblr

there will be a mutha fuckin’ revolution

WHO’S WITH ME?

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VIVE LA TUMBLR

5 hours ago on May 19th, 2013 | 5,857 notes

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

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some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

8 hours ago on May 19th, 2013 | 436,901 notes

AND THUS THE COLLECTIVE HAITUS OF THE BIG 3 BEGINS

passthecocaine:

eatsleepcrap:

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and then there’s merlin

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9 hours ago on May 19th, 2013 | 17,755 notes

thefrenchshipmutiny:

thisis-my-note:

flying-inca56:

“Tony no” a biography by Pepper Potts

“Tony stop” a sequel by Steve Rogers

“Goddammit Tony” a prequel by James Rhodes

9 hours ago on May 19th, 2013 | 53,488 notes