I’m too horny for the amount of sex I’m not having.
where did my life go wrong
we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect
Look at his smile just because he made Molly smile! I can’t with these two!
Bucky and Steve + bridges
who remembers bettyspaghetty
unrealistic expectations for the female body
Knees weak arms spaghetti
when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests
Happy 11th birthday roosterteeth
some thoughts are so private that you only share them with a therapist or 17,000 people on the internet
FUN FACT: Santa uses parkour to be able to visit every house in the world in just one night
Russian medical record written in cursive
you say russian and i raise you chinese
*gasp of horror*
i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything