Dear tumblr staff,
stop. its ok. you don’t need to do these things. just focus on functionality(like the video player). we don’t need these little updates when somethings(like the video player) need your focus. thank you for your time but really, tumblr looks great. try to fix more important things(like the video player) so that we can all properly enjoy the features of tumblr(like the video player)
Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast
yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women
"men don’t ever face sexism."
wow gee i’m sorry that this joke reduced your pay and made you way more at risk of sexual assault because men face sexism
REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME
There was a fire at my old school, but my teacher thought the bell was just a drill so he made us stay and finish our tests before we could leave (which was about 5 minutes later). When we opened the door, the room filled with smoke and we all screamed and ran. When we finally got outside, we were yelled at for not “exiting the school single file and calm.” and were almost given detention.
The original text is golden.
theredtardis replied to your post “To the people I know in person, I’m ugly. They tell me this themselves…”
Here’s kind of what I have found out after I have graduated from high school. Those people that I had known for years, didnt think I was attractive at all. They still saw me for who I was in middle school (oh god that was bad) but now that I’m in college, random people will…
But it’s not even just the people I went to school with. It’s new people that I meet too. People just don’t find me attractive. I’m not the stunning beauty queens you find in my area, I’m not that pretty and it doesn’t help that I’ve got a shitty personality. No guy wants a girlfriend who thinks she isn’t worth anything half the time, or a girl who isn’t nearly as pretty as the other girls. Why chose me when they could be with someone who is 1000 times better, in every way possible? Why would they possibly want me?
Was that all your [Loki] hair?
BE RIGHT BACK TOM IS PLAYING WITH HIS HAIR
Anybody want a Tardis hat? I’m sort of running low on money right now. It doesn’t even have to be the Tardis. You got an idea of something you want to have a hat of, just let me know and I would totally try and make it for you.
Guys, I really want a tattoo. But, even though I’m 18, my parents wont let me get one so long as I’m living with them. I need to get my own place…
I hate the fact that people take offense to Barbie’s proportions, like, I did not grow up thinking “I wish I could never bring my heel to the ground like Barbie,” I grew up playing with Barbie in a fantasy world which is where toys should stay in a fantasy world for play time not as some sort of stand against harmful body images
Fucking thank you. Barbie was never the cause of my shitty self-esteem. It was assholes who told me I was ugly, fat, worthless ect. Barbie to me was simply a toy; a piece of plastic that I had fun with.
HAVING A CRUSH SUCKS LIKE I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A KITCHEN APPLIANCE